Swear-Fare
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Summary: Fund your travel expenses (and other purchases) by shouting obscenities in public.
The Swear-Fare system is an innovative mashup of Bitcoin and everyone's favourite swearwords using the Cloud-of-shame(tm) to enable micropayments to your contact-less travel card.
The headset
- Microphone
- swear-amplifying speakers
- Augmented reality obscenity goggles
- phallic wireless antenna
- optional "turn-the-air-blue-tooth" (TM) and Android app
The Cloud-of-shame (base station node)
- Raspberry-Pi mesh network
- open-obscenity (tm) bartering protocols -
- Bitcoin leech system - donation website - "Swearing is Caring" + "open your purse for a curse"
Transport network inclusion
- Cuss-for-a-bus (tm)
- Profane-train-fast-lane (tm)
- Effin-Jefferson Swearplane (tm)
- Ferry-bastard-fight-starter (tm)