MLRS Control Panel

I have obtained two non-functional decommissioned Lockheed Martin M270 MLRS Fire Control Panels (don't ask!*) and I plan to change their purpose slightly from destroying things (up to 40 miles away!) to dispensing salad ("Rocket Launcher" - geddit?)

All the components (on the primary unit) that do self-test seem to be working: the lamps, etc. The control PC hard drive is missing (bah!).

New Purpose: Salad Launcher

This is all going to be new-build stuff which I plan to do for the 2015 Crap-o-thon. Projectile work is fun and there are many options but my goals are all about the salad and reusing certain bits of kit I have found. The replaced Raspberry Pi B+ from the Bartop Defender is a good base processor and a fake Chinese Arduino Due for all the I/O is a good re-use too. I have a few flight cases (all skip finds) that will be good for taking the kit to events, and I plan to use at least one of those as the body for the MLRS rocket unit.

Lettuce as a projectile

Lettuce and other salad leaves are entirely unsuitable for use as projectiles. However, weaponising otherwise healthy food is my life's work.

And to my detractors and would-be critics: you have such short memories! Do you not remember the glorious successes of my War-Raisins and Tactical Combat Bagel? As a continually failing vegan (failed again today - damn that slightly mouldy cream cheese that my kids left to go off in the fridge) I have all the necessary skills to transmogrify bad into good and then default back to bad.

Deadly Portion Size

Rocket has low density - as you see in the photo above, a handful portion has a mass of about 10g. Now this is only one of your 5-a-day and we want to promote diversity in the diet so I think it's fine to add a little something to the mix to increase the chances of lethal engagement.

Paul Newman's Balistic Vinaigrette

"A knock-em-dead dressing that’s perfect on any salad. Enjoy!"

http://www.newmansown.com/products/newmans-own-balsamic-vinaigrette-dressing/

Well, the words of the man himself are good enough for me. We shall therefore be adding a tasty dressing to our projectiles.

Plasma Display

• 640 x 400, orange, high voltage, what's not to like?
• Densitron International PLC DT63-J
• Also a Densitron DT61 in the second unit
• some mention here http://www.datasheetarchive.com/dl/Scans-049/DSADA001035.pdf
• some info (mostly sales) https://archive.org/stream/Densitron-ProductGuideOCR/Densitron-ProductGuideOCR_djvu.txt
• possible lead: https://archive.org/stream/Densitron-RS232ControllerCardFor400x600LCDandPlasmaDisplaysSPX20SeriesOCR/Densitron-RS232ControllerCardFor400x600LCDandPlasmaDisplaysSPX20SeriesOCR_djvu.txt

I spent a couple of evenings working on the second unit and focussing on the plasma screen: it has a built-in VT320 terminal -- or is it more correct to say that it is a VT320 terminal? Anyhow, I failed to get anything up on the screen. I removed the bezel that masked off the top line (which took a bit of dismantling - I should have took photos!) and then the glorious blinking orange block cursor could be seen. The high pitched noise from the screen was really quite apparent but not too unpleasant to my middle-aged, gig-battered ears.

My terminal test setup was just my laptop with a Prolific USB-Serial adapter and a 9-way to 25-way D connector into the "host" port on the screen unit. With a bit of tty help (thank's Hazel!) I tried all the usual baud rates and a few other settings but nothing appeared on the screen. Now I had been told by one of the engineers who worked on the project that the system just talked to the screen over RS232 but not exactly how! I remember from my years working on the various VT terminals on the VAX at Trent Poly that there is a setup mode to most terminals. There is also a keyboard socket on the back of the unit which is a 5 pin DIN. I tried an old AT PC keyboard and didn't expect it to do anything but was still a bit disappointed when nothing happened!

Next leads: -

• is the voltage too low for a true RS232 input? +/-12v is required but these little USB adapters don't really do everything to spec
  • if so then a more standard device might do the trick
• when I dismantled the display to remove the bezel I could see the connections on the 25-way D socket
  • take pictures, buzz them out - see what lines are expected, RTS/CTS/CD, etc.
• find more info about the VT320 driver board in the unit

Actual Launching

I'd like to go with gas propelled and YouTube is crammed full of various air launching builds. The practicalities for this project are going to need multiple launch capability (the "ML" in MLRS). Electronic control is a must so those relay sprinkler release valves look like the thing: -

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXOcJ_KXo2U

More Info

Actually these are just training consoles used by the British and Dutch armies. They are true representations of the actual firing control panels though and they are just so well built that it would be such a shame for them to end up in the skip (thankfully I am on very good terms with the guys who clear this stuff and I can get some things put aside for me!)

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M270_Multiple_Launch_Rocket_System
• Jasmin PLC - find drawings and quiz the retired engineers