Swear-Fare

Summary: Fund your travel expenses (and other purchases) by shouting obscenities in public.

The Swear-Fare system is an innovative mashup of Bitcoin and everyone's favourite swearwords using the Cloud-of-shame(tm) to enable micropayments to your contact-less travel card.

The headset

• Microphone
• swear-amplifying speakers
• Augmented reality obscenity goggles
• phallic wireless antenna
• optional "turn-the-air-blue-tooth" (TM) and Android app

The Cloud-of-shame (base station node)

• Raspberry-Pi mesh network
• open-obscenity (tm) bartering protocols -
• Bitcoin leech system - donation website - "Swearing is Caring" + "open your purse for a curse"

Transport network inclusion

• Cuss-for-a-bus (tm)
• Profane-train-fast-lane (tm)
• Effin-Jefferson Swearplane (tm)
• Ferry-bastard-fight-starter (tm)